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1st Incarnation
The
Gilded Cutlery by Paul Magrs
Stan becomes embroiled in a metatextual dialog between writer
and reader.
Can he sort out his ontological status before teatime?
The Gardens of Death by
Martha Stewart
Lost in the the peruvian jungle in 1622, Stan is torn
between a shrove and a rake. Will the crabgrass prevail?
2nd Incarnation
The Dustmen by Lawrence Miles
3rd Incarnation
On the planet Xastrisis in the Earth Empire 2608, Stan and his companion, the
shapeshifter Norman, run into the Entropy Cult, also known as the Dead Gang, also
known as the Dustmen. This is a group dedicated to the death of the universe,
to returning existence back to dust. Stan thwarts their plans, but is arrested
by Adjudicators and the Dustmen escape.
Contraband
Of The Cybermen by John Anderson
Cybermen running for public office? Cybernetically enhanced JELL-O? Talking
hats? Stan and his companion Papa Loa accidently invent the universe's most
powerful narcotic, and just in time for tea.
My
Boyfriend Taught me Bionic Sex! by Grant Morrison
Tripping
hard, Stan and his companion Papa Loa pilot stealth bombers through a multiplicity
of alternate Earths, chased by the Windowmen, who only speak in newspaper headlines
and who want to destroy the space-time supersphere and replace it with a rubber
duck. Hilarity ensues.
4th Incarnation
Dark
Streets by Russell T. Davies
There's a serial killer on the loose on the streets of New York City in 1981.
Stan is working as a cabbie. He gets entwined in the investigation and must
eventually confront the killer. This novel is told from the point of view of
Stan's fares.
5th Incarnation
Changes by David
Bowie
Havoc ensues when Ancient Rome adopts Natasha's fashions. Stan, Natasha, Ernest
and Carabus must travel to four major periods in history to save the world from
a life of glittery spandex.
Medieval Times by
J.R.R.R.R. Tolkien
What happens when King Richard's royal guards start dropping
like flies? Sir Tifikat is found murdered by paper cuts. Sir Pryze, death by
shock. Sir Ts, found under a mountain of breath mints. Sir Loin de Beof, a found
in a slaughterhouse. Sir Vant, victim in an uprising of slaves. Natasha and
Tuck find themselves trapped in a primitive jail with no escape.
Can Stan save Roman from certain death?
6th Incarnation
Folly by John De Lancie
Can Stan, Natasha and Paramanthea survive a planet made
of quicksand? Can the deaf people of Hihion read Paramanthea's lips? Why are
there so many questions?
These Trees were made for Walking
by Terrance Dicks
Stan and his companions are implicated when clear cutting gets out of hand on
a planet where the trees are sentient. Stan must stop the Earth Empire from
turning Tau Sigma Beta into kindling.