Guard: "Stop!"
Roman: "Or WHAT!?!"
<BLAM!>
"Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name... Well,
my real name has been
found to be a leading source of cancer. So, to be safe, let's just call me
Stan."
Stan: "I think I've just had a hearts attack."
Sumo: "Oh no, the truck."
George: "Oh no, the ground."
Alpha: "Oh no, the lasergun."