Guard: "Stop!"
Roman: "Or WHAT!?!"

"Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name... Well, my real name has been
found to be a leading source of cancer. So, to be safe, let's just call me Stan."

Stan: "I think I've just had a hearts attack."

Sumo: "Oh no, the truck."

George: "Oh no, the ground."

Alpha: "Oh no, the lasergun."